August 10, 2007

I was with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger last night & now I feel all constipated. What should I do?

  1. Is movie star Jodie Foster & Hollywood trickster Rory Emerald personal pals with Schwarzenegger?
  2. call your doctor
  3. Say to the bathroom "I'll be back!"
  4. Well, I guess you should drink some prune juice and go to the bathroom. Not sure what this would have to do with the Governator.
  5. Pull your head out of your butt.
  6. Terminate this question.
    Actually the real cause of the problem is that both you and Arnold are FULL OF SH*T!

    (just kidding about the "you" part)
    lol

  7. Go to the drugstore, stock up on some form of laxative, prune juice, and go beat Arnold up for making you this way! Man, he should be locked away! loll.
    HILARIOUS QUESTION!
  8. Speaking of Fudge.. I could really go for a chocolate bar right about now…
  9. He pack that fudge a little to tightly?
  10. Here's something that would do you some good, and the rest of us, too: go to your blog and journal … write what you expected, just before the event. Write what you felt and thought at that moment when you realized that your guts were churning. Then write what sort of confusion or misgivings you experienced right after it was over.

    You'd be surprised at how folk react when they connect with reality! Public figures are like fantasy … except they're as real as you and me, actually.

    Doing this will un-clench your guts … betcha.

  11. enjoy the moment
  12. Take a laxative and then go to the crapinator.
  13. You could let him "PUMP YOU UP"
  14. Stop taking it in the @ss.

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