1. I vant to be da prezeedent of caleeefonya beecuz den, Willeth wud come to caleefornya. HAHAHA I am such a dork! I mean Guvunuh.
2. I the future president of california will kill the puny democrats if you dont elect me
3. I was juast louking four Sara Connah, I was told she might be here!
4. cuz im ballin
5. lmao I promise everything.
6. Because I am not a politician, I am a servant of the people.
7. Because I'm a famous actor.
8. Because, Gray Davis was a Girly Man
9. I vant to be tha govanator!
10. I am aan actoor who doesn't lik Gerly men. I vant to elp de Gubrment an kip dis stunt up. I am da Gubanator. I am Ahnold Swarznager. Tank u for Electin me Gubanor.
11. I appealed to carefurneans by showing I could be the best gobernatur. I know how humans can pronounce careefurnea but it is something I could never do :(–. Accusations that I snipped Gray Davis are false, John Connor ran him over with his bike.
12. because I am an actor w/ much publicity
13. Da peepul ov da state ov Kalifornya vere tired ov it being vun by dat girly man, Gray Davis. Dey vanted somevon who would pump up da state's ekonuhmy. So I said to da people, "Your votes. Give dem to me!" And dey did.
14. I like pancakes.
15. Because the Democrats are girly men…

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