August 10, 2007

Should Steven Segal, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger form a crack team to fight in Iraq?

Sylvester could go in and just randomly fire his machine gun, and we've all seen how Arnie can take on forces from outside this world in Predator. He could take on the really hard Iraqis.

  1. Then you have Segal, who could bore the Iraqis to death with his psuedo psychological crap about being one with nature etc etc …….. maybe he could show them Under Seige 2 if he really wanted to bring them to their knees ………
  2. Naw, all it should take is Chuck Norris.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

  3. We could show them all your posts, that would make anyone run for the hills.
  4. Segal action movies are a form of torture and prohibited by the UN
  5. At first read I was going to go on a rant… and then I noted the sarcasm within your "follow-on" comments, and the delightful comments from some.

    What I THINK is we need to convince CONGRESS that a war ISN'T a "RAMBO" or "COMMANDO" movie:

    Sly CAN'T single-hand an M-60 and spray… catching all the bad-guys yet missing the orphan kids !! A missile launcher lifted by Arnie won't destroy an enemy barracks in a flaming PROPANE explosion !!

    And Sweet LORD, don't get me started on the psudo-SEAL Swami-Segal !!

    Personally I think we need to resurrect "Demolition Man"… Sly can wipe out the insurgents and also the "joy-joy" political correctness running rampant in Washington

  6. ROFLMAO

    Only in the movies. In the real world, they'd get their *** shot off in a heart beat.

  7. I agree but we need more good men. Here's my complete list:

    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images…

    Sylvester Stallone
    http://p.vtourist.com/1171199-rambo-pent…

    Steven Segal (eventhough he screws my mind on TV)
    http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/…

    Clint Eastwood
    http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/cl…

    Dolph Lundgren (My favorite! I love this Swedish guy!)
    http://i15.ebayimg.com/04/I/07/1e/57/80_…

    Chuck Norris
    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.cwhatch.com/…

    HAHAH! These guys would kick asss and solve all our problems! lol!

  8. This is exactly whats wrong with this country. If people cared half as much about the world as they do smack head celebrities, we might be way better off. How many people can recite all of the cast members from Scary Movie 16. How many people know the names of their Congress men? We need to think.
  9. What do we call this mighty team the has been brigade or the geriatrics squad. These guys couldn't fight there way out of a wet paper bag.
  10. Maybe they could invite Kiefer Sutherland and the surviving members of the A-Team.

    Vin Diesel may also prove his worth.

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