1. If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
   Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
   Does the President have to pay taxes?
   Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
   If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
   How fast do hotcakes sell?
   If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
   Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
   Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
   What is a male ladybug called?

   Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?
   If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
   Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?
   Do cows drink milk?
   How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?

2. Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
   Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
   Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
   strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
   364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
   If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
   If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Can you cry under water?
   Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
   Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
   When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
3. I dont care what that other person said about yawning, cause those were great questions, I could answer a few but they were all very interesting.. haha thanks for the laugh and good luck!
4. Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
   Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
   Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?
   Why do blacklights look purple?
   Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
   Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
   How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
   Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
   If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
   If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere
   Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get cheater
5. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

   Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

6. You have way to much time on your hands to wonder all of these answers but I am sure you can find out all the answers if you wanted too.
7. I didnt wonder all these. I found them at bored.com. Theres thousands of them.
8. no I cant, but I'd love to try if I can stay awake while reading the questions
9. thanks you for your questionsssssssssssssssssss. don't know what to do? I can judge buy this that you are a scrooge type of people, who wants to get the much benefit for a little possibly zero cost. since you put questionsssssssss in many fields, wrap into one panel that made this computer dizzy to clasified. If you break your Q's, maybe you'll get better answers.
10. ***yawns***
    heads slowly falls…bumps on desk and im asleep..
11. Christmas Lights probably say that because they are not rated for underwater use. I think (NEMA 3R)
12. I have often thought of the through the center of the earth one… wouldn't you just end up floating in the middle?

    Funny how you have the blurb of where you got the questions from…

    mother-in-law rearranged spells woman hitler… everyone know that, but its still funny

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    Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?

13. Cows drink miilk. I think your questions are very good. Many were funny, actually most were funny. Thanks for writing them all.
14. why is where you park called a driveway and where you drive a parkway?
    why is stuff that goes across the ocean cargo and stuff that is shiped on land shipment?

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