Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

1. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"
2. The third Catholic crone says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"
3. LOL good one…
4. not funny
5. Jesus and Moses are walking on a beach and Jesus says to Moses, "My favourite mirical of yours is the one were you parted the water, could you do it again?" "Of course!" Moses ansewered and he parted the water. "Wonderful!"Jesus exlamed. "You know, my favourite mirical of yours is when you walked across the water, could you do it again." Moses asked Jesus. "Okay." Jesus said, walking across the water. He got 20 feet when the water parted and he fell in. "Upstage me will you?" Moses said.

   Q: How many wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
   A: 10 — One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwards…

6. Religion isn't the way to Christ, Christ alone is the way, and also the truth and Life. I am not religious, but I believe in Christ that in him and through him I can obtain my salvation. Not by practicing religion or following certain rules. So here is a joke like yours; there is nothing wrong with laughing and making other people laugh as long as you don't hurt any body and try to speak in good manner.

   A woman is having an affair during the day while her
   husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home
   unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the
   bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband
   unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.The little boy
   says: "Dark in here." The man says: "Yes, it is."Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My
   dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!" Man: "OK, how much?"Boy: "$250-00."
   A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and
   the lover were in the cupboard together again.
   Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is."
   Boy: "I have soccer boots."The lover, remembering the
   last time, asks the boy: "How much?" The boy
   says:"$750-00."
   The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them." A few
   days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your
   ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game." The
   boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $1000." The father
   says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
   that….. $1000 is way more than those two things
   cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you
   confess your sins." They go to church and the father
   makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and
   he closes the door.
   The boy says: "Dark in here."
   The priest says: "Don't start that **** again!"

7. that was a good one.
8. That was a good one. Thanks for sharing.
9. respectfully funny lol xx
10. LOL! That was a good one! I'm not so wrapped up in my own religious beliefs that I can't see the humor in all things. Who's to say that God doesn't have a sense of humor? He made us, and let's face it, humans are pretty funny.
11. It is funny. I will tell it to my pastor, and he will like it.
12. Nice! Can I send it to my mom?
13. Har har har - it is to laugh.

    Sorry, but not funny. If I want to hear a funny joke about religion, it has to be sexual in nature!

14. I got the joke, I was surprised I got it the first time but it was funny though
15. There's a title you want to have if you are a man.
16. That's funny….
17. Finally she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, sexy, antler wearing, body building Pagan.
18. Thanks for the laugh, best way to end a long day!
19. A priest, a rabbi and a minister met for lunch.
    The priest confessed a fancy for altar boys.
    The rabbi confessed a hand in the collection.
    The minister said, "I have the worst sin of all, brothers. I gossip."

    I was a minister so I'm allowed to tell this joke. It's very old, before my generation, so is in no way intended to insult any group or individual.

20. Brilliant…loved it!
21. WON'T BE FAIR TO PICK A BEST ANSWER SINCE I ONLY WANTED TO SPREAD SOME LAUGHTER, SO IT'S GOIN TO A VOTE.
22. Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well…?"
23. When he walks into a room, women say, "Oh my God."
24. very nice

    brightest blessings

25. Very irreligious but funny none the less. LOL but use lower case 'god' I might have gasped but I do not think I would use that expression and I am a Catholic.
26. Wooohoooo!!!! I love it! lol

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