July 12, 2007

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products?

Liquid Plummer

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Furniture Wipes
Do not consume
Korean kitchen knife:
Black rubber fishing worm
Manual for an SGI computer.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Do not drive cars in ocean.
6×10 inch inflatable picture frame
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Wet-Nap
Warning: May contain small parts.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Toilet Plunger
Heated seat cushion
Bar of Dial soap:
Box for a car jack
Do not use orally.
Payment is due by the due date.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Caution: Risk of fire
Japanese food processor:
Church Sign
Instructions: Put on food
Children's Superman Costume
not to be used as protection from a tornado
Hand-held Massaging Device
Keep away from children
That is sooo funny! Did you know that the reason all of these are warnings, is because someone actually did them? It's crazy to think about how ignorant people can be. Thanks for the laugh..
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Church Parking Lot Sign
Can of air freshener.
Endust Duster
Hair Coloring
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it
Use only on underarms.
New Zealand insect spray:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Do not use in shower.
Komatsu Floodlight
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Good, but way tooooooooooooooo long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Electric Thermometer.
Caution water on road during rain.
Matches
Label on a hammer
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
A frisbee
Container of salt
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Hairdryer:
Oh my god, I laughed sooo hard when I was reading these. I have run into some funny ones myself. I think the best one was for some laundry pre-treater: spray on stain and wash.
Like nobody would have figured that one out. LOL
Children's cough medicine
For use on animals only.
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
RCA Television Remote Control
Do not use while taking a shower.
Remove plastic before eating.
Bag of Fritos:
Bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Do not open here.
Zantac 75
Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Portable stroller
Earplugs
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Do not use orally after using rectally.
May contain foam.
Instructions: usage known.
Curling Iron
Silly Putty
Infant's bathtub:
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Air Conditioner
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Camera
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Swann frozen dinners:
Wow, that's alot… I like some of them!
Keep out of reach of children
Container of lighter fluid
Hair Dryer
Warning: knives are sharp!
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
T.V. manual
Christmas Lights
A toilet at a public sports facility
Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning
Not to be used for the other use.
Sainsbury's peanuts:
Mattress
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
No stopping or standing.
Rain Gauge
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Beach Ball
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Bag of cat biscuits
Triops Fish Food
Slush Puppy Cup
Do not iron clothes on body.
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Lawnmower
Do not use intimately.
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Do not peel label off.
Drink bottle label
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Heinz Ketchup
Safe to use around pets.
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."
For best results, remove cap.
May be harmful if swallowed.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner
LOL very funny
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
This ice may be cold
Product will be hot after heating.
Silk Soy Milk
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Turn off motor before using this product.
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Box of Pills
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Pepper Spray
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Blanket from taiwan:
Shipment of hammers
Woolite carpet cleaner
Do not turn upside down.
Rowenta Iron
Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Knife sharpening stone
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Laundromat triple washer
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Hose Nozzle
Bottom of a supermarket dessert box
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Toilet brush
Do not use for drying pets.
Dashboard of a mail truck
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
Do not put in mouth.
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Packaging for a Rowenta iron:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
This camera will only work when film is inside.
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Sleeping Pills
Shake well and buy often
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Fix-a-Flat
Do not spray in eyes.
Box of Frosted Cheerio's
Cardboard windshield sun shade:
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Warning: Not for human consumption
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Package of dice.
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Espresso Kettle
HONDA ONLY
we service and repair all
cars foreign and domestic
Bus Stop
VCR box
Disposable razor:
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Can of self-defense pepper spray.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Electric Cattle Prod
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Sign at a railroad station
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Not intended for highway use.
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Deodorant
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Ignite lighter away from face.
someone has a lot of time
Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Credit card statement.
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Warning: contains nuts.
Fits one head.
Car Manual
Road Sign
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Fire Extinguisher:
For lifting purposes only.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Do not turn upside down.
Box of bottle rockets
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Sterno
Caution: Non-Flamable
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Warning: High in sodium
Hair Dryer
Little Ones Baby Lotion
This product not tested on animals.
This product must be cooked before eating.
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Orange Juice Can:
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Bic Lighter
Sears hairdryer:
A birthday card for a 1 year old.
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Do not use as ear plugs.
American Airlines packet of nuts:
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Do not eat toner.
May irritate eyes.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Container of Underarm Deodorant.
Depend Adult Diapers
LMAO!!!!!!heres some just like those.
on package of peanuts
WARNING:CONTAINS NUTS

on a box of bread pudding
product will be hot after heating

on a bathrooms hand dryer
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS!

in a maternaty ward
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED!!

on repair shop door
we can fix anything (please knock,bell out of order)
Do not use near fire or flame.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Rat Poison
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Not for human consumption.
Warning keep out of children
Dial Soap
Safe for carpets, too!
Microwave Oven:
Bottled Drink:
Can of black pepper.
Look before driving.
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Some assembly required.
Suitable for outdoor use.
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Swanson TV Dinners
American Airlines Peanuts
For use by trained personnel only.
Not Dishwasher Safe
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
No small children.
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Baby Oil
You spent some time on this and I did get a laugh from it. Thanks.
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Do not use while sleeping.
500-piece puzzle:
Hershey's Almond Bar
Cemetery Road. Dead End
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Thou shalt not park
Box of household nails
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Chainsaw
Windex
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Bowl Fresh

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